|My EMR instructor:||You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.|
|What do you do next?|
|My EMR Instructor:||YOU ARE 911.|
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls...
you didn’t love her.
you just didn’t want to be alone.
or maybe, she was just good for your ego.
or, or maybe she just made you feel better about...”
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ